Briarpatch (the preferred edition) by Tim Pratt

Darrin’s life has been going downhill ever since his girlfriend Bridget walked out on him without a word of explanation six months ago.

Soon after losing her, he lost his job, his car, and eventually his enthusiasm for life. He can’t imagine things getting worse—until he sees Bridget again, for the first time since she walked out, just moments before she leaps to her death from a bridge.

In his quest to find out why Bridget took her own life, he encounters a depressive (and possibly immortal) cult leader; a man with a car that can drive out of this world and into others; a beautiful psychotic with a chrome shotgun; and a bridge that, maybe, leads to heaven.

Darrin’s journey leads him into a place called the Briarpatch, which is either the crawlspace of the universe or a series of ambitious building projects abandoned by god, or a tangle of alternative universes, depending on who you ask. Somewhere in that disorderly snarl of worlds, he hopes to find Bridget again… or at least a reason to live without her.

This is the revised edition preferred by the author, now available for the first time in print form. Ordering information can be found here.

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Announcing Life Among Psychopaths

A collection of poetry, short fiction, and other oddities.

by John Teehan

I’ve gone and done it. I’ve published a collection of poetry, short stories, and other items I’ve written over the years. There’s even some so-called art included to help break things up.

What can you expect to find?

Celebrated poems such as “What To Do When An Alien Spacecrafts Lands and the Visitors Come Out to Greet You (a poem in three parts)” and “It’s Not the Magic” as well as short stories including “Crottled Greeps” and “The Moosup Hill Incident.”

There are also letters, lists, sightings, and marginalia.

It’s a weird collection and it was a lot of fun to put together.

I hope you have as much fun (or more) reading it as I had in writing it.

You can order Life Among Psychopaths from Amazon, or order it directly from this page.

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Essential Elements available for order

Essential Elements by Timothy C. Lockley

Are you ready for the eleventh collection of extraordinary cartoons by the one and only Timothy C. Lockley? Ready or not, it’s coming at you—full of wordplay, puns, and entertaining observations on everything that makes up life. This most recent collection of panel cartoons will make you laugh, think, and reconsider everything you know.

Order today or look for this and other volumes on Amazon.

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Duress Largesse, the 2nd Cassidy novel is now available

And on top of that, you have two covers to choose from—or both!

In his youth, Syrge Cassidy was a Federal Marshall on Earth; but once the Go-Tubes (mathematical wormholes) opened up the galaxy for mankind, Cassidy, his wife (Fehnri), and Jericho (his digital companion) retired to run a dinosaur ranch in a far-flung Decimal Point.

But now, a mysterious gangster has kidnaped Fehnri, and Cassidy must go on a pangalactic quest to rescue her. This journey lands him (and Jericho) in a corrupted Decimal Point, where Jericho switches bodies with Cassidy and they must survive a universe fashioned after warped versions of Old Earth fantasy literature.

Plagued by ill-tempered distractions, Jericho must follow a yellow path to a sinister castle, where he has to defeat the Evil Queen to restore the Decimal Point to its proper program. Only then can Cassidy escape to resume his search for lost Fehnri.

Visit the Duress Largesse book page for ordering information.

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Señor Lugosi & Other Stories available for order!

Señor Lugosi & Other Stories

By Rory O’Brien

A collection of thirteen odd tales, some creepy, some thoughtful, and some pretty weird, with excursions into the past, the present, and the very near future following characters searching for something and not always being happy with what they find.

Here you will meet ghosts and mutants, assassins and actors, and ordinary people who just saw some very strange things.

At only $10 (plus shipping), Señor Lugosi & Other Stories gives great value with great stories you won’t forget anytime soon!

Ordering information available here.

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Storms On the Homefront by Matt Howarth now available

The first in the Cassidy trilogy

Storms On the Homefront

by Matt Howarth

In his youth, Syrge Cassidy was a Federal Marshall on Earth; but once the Go-Tubes (mathematical wormholes) opened up the galaxy for mankind, Cassidy, his wife (Fehnri), and Jericho (his digital companion) retired to run a dinosaur ranch in a far-flung Decimal Point.

A return-home vacation turns sour as Fehnri must deal with family problems, while Cassidy catches a drug smuggler, an innocent good deed that plunges him into danger as he scrambles to survive a crime-infested Earth. Further complicating things: some of these crime lords might be people from his childhood who are not as friendly as he remembers.

Featuring over 40 original, never-before-seen illustrations!

Order your copy today!

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And now… A Farce of Nature

Now available for order!

A Farce of Nature is the newest collection of outrageous cartoons from Timothy C. Lockley coming your way. Our tenth collection, as a matter of fact. Tenth!

Where does the time go? Probably under the couch, but that’s not the point. The point is that once that last missing piece is filled in by the printer, we’ll be making this available to order. That should be just in time for the holidays.

Visit the order page for A Farce of Nature by Timothy Lockley to get your copy now.

You never had it so good.

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Who Killed Halloween?

That’s a great question. Who killed Halloween?

Or, more accurately, who killed Mr. Halloween, the person behind Salem’s yearly tourism extravaganza? And who is the mysterious girl haunting the streets of Salem? Why is she there, and what is her connection to Salem’s past?

And what has Detective Andrew Lennox of Salem’s finest been up to lately?

We can’t give away the whole story, but you can get a preview with the first couple of chapters of Rory O’Brien’s latest Salem mystery, The Afflicted Girl. Read it for free here.

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Gray Dawn – Chapter One available to read here and now!

Just because Halloween is nearly here doesn’t mean it’s ever too late to read about time-traveling vampires. I’d even hazard to suggest that there is no such thing as a bad time for reading about time-traveling vampires.

Especially when they’re trying to stop the End of the World.

It’s with that in mind that we’re offering up Chapter One of Gray Dawn for your reading enjoyment. If you like what you see, you can easily order this, and any of the sequels: Gray Noon and Gray Twilight.

Order all three at once and save!.

But until then, please enjoy Chapter One.

Cheers!

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Have a Free Story – “Breaking the Spell” by Rory O’Brien

Among the many projects we’re in the middle of getting ready for the end of the year, we’re especially looking forward to Senor Lugosi and Other Stories by Rory O’Brien.

This collection of odd tales, some creepy, some thoughtful, and some pretty weird, should be out in time for holiday shopping. In the meantime, however, because you’ve all been just super about dealing with this trash heap of a year, Rory has asked us to put up one of the stories for your reading entertainment. Free.

“Great idea!” we said, and got to work. We think you’ll enjoy this piece. If we were to give you a hint as to what it was about, we suppose one could say, “Things are never as they appear,” or “People can get carried away pretty easily.”

Please enjoy “Breaking the Spell” by Rory O’Brien.

Cheers!

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